1990: Empire Lanes

Empire Lanes (1990) #1 by Peter Gross

Here it is — not only is this the third and final Empire Lanes published by Comico, but it’s the final #1 Comico (v1) would publish, and possibly the final comic they published before they went bankrupt.

Or possibly not — perhaps an Elementals issue was the final one. In any case, that makes this a good place to put some chatter about their bankruptcy. But first: Let’s look at this comic book.

It’s a squarebound “prestige format” comic, and it starts off with a redrawn scene that originally appeared in Empire Lanes #4. This scene wasn’t included in the Empire Lanes collection — perhaps he wanted to avoid an overly cliff hangerish ending? Or just thought it made for a good opening scene? Which it does.

Unfortunately most of the issue takes place in a dive where the Cleric From Another Dimension gets to learn about The Blues and Life and Stuff. I’m not sure how this would read for somebody new to Empire Lanes, but I found this all rather boring.

We get some pages interspersed with the fight scene between the gnome and the evil monster, and that help things move along, but…

… the problem is that the cleric’s thing here just isn’t interesting. We do learn a bit more about their world, but very little — it’s mostly the cleric taking blues for hymns, and other hilarious misunderstandings. It’s a bit hackneyed.

It seems like Peter Gross abandoned the series altogether after Comico went under, and instead went to work for DC Comics. And I’m not surprised — the original Empire Lanes series had something going for it, but this issue seems aimless and down, as if Gross didn’t really know where he wanted to take the series.

There’s not a lot about this series on the internet, but here’s Gerry Giovinco:

Jenn, I wish that I could give you some insight on this publication but to be honest I’m surprised to see my name was still being listed on anything Comico related that late in the game as I had not set foot in the Comico offices since late 1987 after a dramatic falling out with my partners and some of the administrative staff. I am sad to say that, other than Rick, Phil and Dennis, I have never even met any of the others listed in these credits though I do have great respect for their work. This is the reason most of my comments in this group tend to be focused on the earlier history of the company.

And here:

But Empire Lanes works.

Every bit of it.

It all just works.

OK, let’s talk about the bankruptcy.

Amazing Heroes #178, page #9:

COMICO FILES BANKRUPTCY, PLANS TITLES

Comico the Comic Company has filed
bankruptcy under Chapter 11 of the
Federal Bankruptcy Act in order to be
able to pay off old debts while still
publishing new comics. At the same
time, they officially announced the ad-
dition of three new comics to their
line.
Chapter 11 allows a company to put
its financial affairs in order while
negotiating to pay off its creditors.
Comico has bad debts dating back to
1987, when the company lost a great
deal of money on a failed move into
the newsstand market. At that time,
Comico’s printer, Sleepeck Publish-
ing, was owed some $700,000. Sleep-
eck negotiated a contract with Com-
ico to receive its back debts before any
of Comico’s other creditors in the
event of a bankruptcy.
It is unknown how much money
Comico currently owes Sleepeck;
however, The Comics Journal cites
Comico publisher Phil LaSorda as
saying that Sleepeck has been very
cooperative “even though they could
have forced the issue.”
Reaction among Comico contribu-
tors to the company’s bankruptcy was
mixed. Matt Wagner, creator of Gren-
del and Mage, told The Comics Jour-
nal that he was “surprised and disap-
pointed by Comico’s handling of this
matter” in not notifying their free-
lancers immediately of the bankruptcy
and went on to state that after his cur-
rent contract was complete, he would
produce no further work for the com-
pany. LaSorda replied to Wagner’s
complaint about not being notified
promptly by stating, “. . . a source out-
side Comico apparently leaked some
information before we were legally ad-
vised to do so.”
Elementals writer and creator Bill
Willingham had a different reaction
than Wagner. He said he would con-
tinue working for the company, and
told the Journal that “I don’t have any
fears, for either the best or worse, that
the Elementals will be taken out of my
hands.”
Comico publisher Phil LaSorda
stated in a press release that “It’s
business as usual here at Comico. This
action does not affect our quality line
of comic titles, nor does it affect any
of our staff, creators or freelancers.”
Comico’s declaration of bankrupt-
cy is only the latest manifestation of
a steady stream of financial troubles
the company has had in the last several
years. The most notable example came
in April of 1989, when the company
cancelled four of the six titles it then
published. All four series were subse-
quently picked up by other publishers.
Currently the only monthly comic
the company publishes is Elementals.
They publish The Rocketeer Adventure
Magazine on an irregular basis, and
the black-and-white Empire Lanes on
a quarterly basis under their Keyline
Books imprint. Comico also publishes
Grendel and Grendel Tales, both of
which will be appearing later in the
year.
In addition, the company has an-
nounced three new titles. The Atomi-
clones by Dennis LaSorda, Robert
Loren Fleming, Paris Cullins and the
Maximum Overtime Studio is a three-
issue limited series involving futuristic
super-heroes who discover that what
they really are isn’t quite that simple.
The first issue ships in late June.
Shipping in early June is The Uni-
versal Intergalactic Discovery Com-
pany by Bruce Zick, an ongoing col-
or series that promises lots of heroic
space-spanning action.

Wizard Magazine #30, page #86:

The delay, of course, was due to Comico’s fil-
ing for bankruptcy protection in 1990—Comico
was Grendel’s first publisher-which wrapped
Grendel up in legal red tape for over two years.
Did the bankruptcy court treat Grendel as one
of the assets of Comico?
Yes, and for various political reasons,
[I wasn’t paid], mainly in an attempt to
keep me from taking the Grendel property
away from Comico, which I ended up doing
anyway. [Grendel is now published by
Dark Horse Comics.]
When you first signed with Comico, didn’t you
retain rights as creator?
I had rights as creator and bankruptcy
clauses, but all that stuff goes right out the
window in a bankruptcy case, because any
contract you sign with a publisher is a civil
contract, and bankruptcy law is a federal
law, which outweighs it.

The Comics Journal #138, page #10:

Comico Suspends Operations
Earlier this year, Comico filed for protec-
tion under Chapter 11 of the Bankruptcy Code.
The company’s operations are currently under
the supervision of a federal court in
Philadelphia. If all goes according to schedule,
Blackthorne companies. Schanes said he and
Rev were confident that they would succeed in
acquiring Comico’s name and assets from the
Philadelphia court. “We hope to get everything
finalized in a day or two,” Schanes told the Jour-
nal on Aug. 23.
“I’ve been in the comics business for 19 and
a half years,” Schanes added. “I’ve had my trials
and tribulations, my ups and downs. But that’s
a fact of life in independent publishing. It’s a
little easier to keep going year in and year out
when you’re a big corporation.”
Among the Comico projects on hold is Matt
Wagner’s Batman/Grendel crossover, a co-
publication with DC. The crossover book is
receiving major fan-press coverage, with cover
stories in Comics Interview and Amazing
Heroes; should its publication be delayed too
long, its sales may suffer.
An anonymous flyer was distributed at the
San Diego Comic Book Convention, stating,
“Ask yourself why you should support a com-
pany that has been lying to its freelance staff
and to the fan press — and to you — for the last
six months!” It listed completed jobs and money
owed to former editor-in-chief Diana Schutz and
to creators Matt Wagner, Joe Matt, Eddie Camp-
bell, Rob Walton, Patrick McEown, Bill Will-
ingham, John Estes, Bambos Georgiou, Kurt
Hathaway, and Ken Bruzenak. Comico had a
booth at the convention, which was unoccupied
much of the time.
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Comico the Comic Company, currently under
Chapter 11 reorganization, suspended publishing
in July when it cancelled solicitations on its re-
maining series, including the long-running
Grendel and Elementals. The last Comico comic
to ship was Empire Lanes #1. Efforts are still
underway, however, to re-launch the line.
a plan for reorganizing the company and pay-
ing off creditors should be submitted to the court
in September. Some creators owed money by
Comico have told the Journal that they will ask
the court to be let out of their contracts and to
regain publishing rights to unpublished issues.
Andrew Rev, the Chicago entrepreneur who
has invested in Comico and is applying to the
bankruptcy court to take over the Comico name
and assets, personally paid for the printing of
one more comic, Elementals #15. DC Comics,
which has handled Comico’s printing and
distribution since 1988, has refused to solicit the
issue, citing several unauthorized cameo ap-
pearances in it by Marvel Comics characters.
Rev told the Journal that “we’re getting it
straightened out” and that he expects to receive
Marvel’s permission to use the characters.
Rev is opening a publishing office in San
Diego. It will be headed by Steve Schanes,
former head of the late Pacific Comics and

Indy Magazine #11, page #44:

Then Comico went
bankrupt, and Matt Wagner finds to his horror that
his comic book Grendel is considered an asset of
Comico, and is frozen. For two years he’s not allowed
to publish his own comic. No justice there!

The Comics Journal #163, page #66:

PINKHAM: What happened between Eddy Current and Plas-
tic Forks? In that space you were negotiating with Comico?
McKEEVER: Yeah. It wasn’t planned by any means. If I had
planned it, I would have gone on vacation somewhere!
[laughs] But when I was done with Eddy, I did a couple of
stories for A1; I did a cover for another British publication.
So I was doing these short, six-page stories here, and I did
a portfolio for Fly In My Eye. But it was basically stretch-
ing, after a long haul on Eddy. It wasn’t as long a break as
it seemed, because that was only about a month’s worth of
time.
Afterwards, I went ahead and did book one of Plastic
Forks. It was originally supposed to come out as an eight-
or 12-issue series from Comico, and it was going to be a
standard 24-page or 32-page thing. So I did the first issue
and I did the cover for it, and that went into their files. I was
doing it ahead of time, so there were three issues in the can
before it started coming out. I sat down to do #3, and I got
a phone call from Comico. “Oh, by the way, we’ve gone
bankrupt. We’re out of business.” Which was probably
one of the worst days of my life. It was like flying high, and
then the wings fall off your plane, “Okay, we’re going
down, folks!” At that point I turned around and said,
“Okay, the contract is now null and void, and I can take this
anywhere I want.” So I went to Epic with it and I said,
“Look. Here’s an idea that I want to do. Here’s the first two
issues; I have them ready to go.” And they looked at them
and said, “Wow! They’re painted and everything!” “Yeah,
they’re ready to go — which means I’m that far ahead.”
And they said, “How did you want this to come out?”
Originally, I wanted them to come out as a five-issue, 64-
page book – but Comico had never done anything like
that before, so they basically wanted to go with what
they’ve done, tried and true, which was standard comic
book format. I said, “Well, what I’d really like to do is have
it be a five 64-page book series.” And they said, “Okay,
fine.”

Oh, so Comico was going to publish Plastic Forks… that would have been some departure for them.

Wizard Magazine #21, page #28:

At the same time that Grafik Muzik was being published, Allred completed
several other side projects, some which haven’t seen print yet. The first of these
publisher, Comico, went bankrupt.

The timeline is — in early 1990, Comico went into Chapter 11, but managed to stagger on for a bit. Then in mid 1990, they went into Chapter 7 and ceased publication.

So is this the final post in this blog series? No! Because a year later, Andrew Rev bought the burning cinders of the company. Most of the people associated with Comico managed to extract themselves and their properties, but not Bill Willingham, so Comico v2 would turn out to mostly be based on Elementals.

And some porn.

I have no idea what this stuff is like (beyond the Elementals issues I’ve already read), so that’s kinda exciting — but I’m assuming it’s going to be mostly pretty bad stuff from now on.

1990: Morningstar Special

Morningstar Special (1990) by Bill Willingham

This is an Elementals spin-off, and is not about Morningstar’s marriage to Merlin, but is just an adventure she’s having in Magic Land.

Which is an odd choice for the subject of a special. I mean… aren’t specials supposed to be more special?

This really reads more like a random issue of Elementals, but I guess the draw here is that it’s drawn by Willingham itself? Was this originally just a normal Elementals issue, and then Comico decided it would make commercial sense to draw more attention to it (because of the artwork)?

If so, then this happened again a year later, after Comico had been reborn: Willingham was going to draw yet another issue, but then that turned into the very first Elementals Sex Special instead (and sold a ton of copies, so it makes sense).

Anyway, this is a solid Elementals issue — there’s some jokes, we learn a bit more about the world they inhabit, and then there’s a fight scene.

And an amusing ending. (That’s a shape-shifting dragon spying on them having sex.)

So… pretty good?

Not very special, though.

Amazing Heroes #181, page #79:

Morningstar Special is a one-issue
spinoff from Bill Willingam’s gritty
super-hero team book, The Elemen-
tals. In Elementals #7 (volume two)
Morningstar (Jeanette Crane) married
the wizard Ambrose, and left the team
for a two-month honeymoon in Am-
brose’s fairyland dimension, Avalon.
In Elementals #10, she returned just
in time to get caught up in the Ob-
livion War. Elementals is up to #14
now, and the War has been growing
increasingly bleak and depressing
(although well-written). So this Morn-
ingstar Special is a welcome relief
from the gloom.
This story is a flashback to a “post-
honeymoon adventure” that Morning-
star has on Avalon before returning to
Earth. After doing what newlyweds
do on honeymoons for a couple of
weeks, Morningstar and her golem
friend, Fantasia Faust, set out for a
flying tour of Avalon on winged horses
while Ambrose catches up on wizard’s
work back at the castle. Morningstar
and Fantasia are waylaid by Dragavon,
the son of Argaud, the dragon that
Morningstar killed when she first met
Ambrose (back in Elementals #20,
vol. one). Dragavon feels that honor
requires him to kill her to avenge his
father. The two women convince him
that this is a bad idea in a comedic
fight scene that makes up most of the
issue.
“Comedic” is in relation to the
usual Elementals mayem, since there’s
still enough graphic violence (starting)
with the gory slaughter of the flying
horses) that a “don’t-try-this-at-home-
kids” label might have been a good
idea. But it all ends with everyone
becoming friends.
Bill Willingham, the creator of the
Elementals, both wrote and drew this
Special. That’s good news for the fans
who have been complaining that he
has turned Elementals over to other
artists.
GRADE: !!! 1/2
— Fred Patten

(This is the kind of review my eyes glaze over when reading — it’s a recap of the entire plot, and then not much more.)

Amazing Heroes Preview Special #10, page #82:

Good heavens to Betsy! It’s a Bill Willingham
event! He writes! He pencils! He inks! What’s
the occasion? Why, the Morningstar Spe-
cial, of course!
Featuring the other fabulous babe from the
pages of The Elementals, this 32-page
special takes a closer look at Morningstar’s
life with her husband Ambrose in his Faerie
realm.
Dragons, flying horses, powerful wizards,
dangerous women, and still more dragons
abound! Who is Dave Dragavon? Why does
Morningstar team-up with the nigh-inde-
structible Fantasia? How will all of this affect
upcoming issues of Elementals? And what
is Ambrose’s connnection to… King Arthur?
But first, let’s recap a bit: After her affair
with Eric Chessman ended rather badly
(what with him turning out to be that icy vil-
lainess Shape-Shifter in disguise), Morning-
star very nearly commited suicide. Luckily,
Ambrose came to her rescue, and soon after
they were married by a talking walrus. Throw
in all the strife and stress associated with
everyday life as an Elemental, and heck, it’s
time for a vacation!
Fans have long been clamoring for the re-
turn of Bill Willingham to full interior art on
Elementals. Well, now, in this special, Bill’s
back, bringing his distinctive style to char-
acters he created.
Due April 17, the Morningstar Special also
features wraparound cover art by Willing-
ham.

The Slings and Arrows Comic Guide #2, page #450:

Bill Willingham combines his love of superheroes and
fantasy for a whimsical tale of revenge and ineptitude.
Morningstar, the fire portion of The Elementals, is
adjusting to life with her new husband who is the Merlin
of legend, inhabiting a magical kingdom. Accompanied by
the assassin Fantasia, Morningstar takes a tour of her
husband’s world in a slapstick adventure eschewing
the predictable superhero trappings. Willingham’s
decorative art compensates for frequently defective
figurework, but fans of his work in general will probably
enjoy this.~FP

This is the only review I could find on the interwebses:

Willingham went too wacky with Ambrose’s clothing choices. Some panels seem to be drawn too much on the side of gratuitious cheesecake, but all nudity is covered, both male and female, but I would definitely consider this a mature readers title. The colors are a little too flat, but work well with Willingham’s style, although I would love to see it with one of the top colorists of today adding their touch to it.

1990: Empire Lanes: Arrival

Empire Lanes: Arrival (1990) by Peter Gross

We did the first Comico Empire Lanes issue a couple posts ago, and this time around, it’s a collection of the material that was previously published by Northern Lights.

Let’s look at the first three pages:

Well, that’s a very efficient way to introduce the book. Sure, we’re got some stock characters here to help things along — a knight, a priest, a sorcerer or two, a halfling, a dwarf and a gnome, where everyone has the character you’d expect from those designations — but still, it’s well done.

And it establishes a kinda serious/jokey feeling from the get-go. I.e., basically a serious fantasy, but with jokes.

And like in many other books, all these fantasy people go to Earth, but in this one they end up in a bowling alley in a rough part of Chicago.

Owned by a fat guy that’s not only very fat, but he’s a bad guy, too (in addition to being fat; his fatness is brought up a lot).

That’s a lot of spatter.

The artwork is perhaps a bit rough around the edges at the start, but I think it’s interesting, and it gets more assured over these four issues.

If Comico had one thing going for it, it was paying attention to production issues. This is the only thing they published in this format, so I guess they didn’t have any experience with paperbacks like this, but the margins are so narrow that you can’t read all the text without applying some violence.

Anyway, the book started off in the middle of a chase scene, and then we spend some pages on establishing a status quo…

… and then, right away, we introduce a villain who is actually pretty scary. A very strange and other-worldly magician and some even scarier sidekicks. So while the rest of the setup is quite cookie cutter, here’s something new.

Oh, and Gross has a lot of fun with doing different layouts…

… but without it getting in the way of some really engrossing drama and fight scenes. I didn’t think I would enjoy this book as much as I did, but I’m totally on board with this. It’s a really successful book — it manages to maintain drive and tension throughout these issues.

And there’s also fun stuff, like Reid Fleming, World’s Toughest Milkman making an appearance.

And then it ends, and not really on a cliffhanger. Instead this feels like a very solid first book in a series, but you can read it as a standalone, too.

But! I’ve read these issues before, and I had forgotten. I bought these issues in the 80s, and I think I remember that I liked them? I mean, I bought the entire series…

So let’s have a look.

Ahem. “Empire Lanes is original”. Err… Well, OK, some parts are, but it’s mostly familiar stuff…

I guess the inspiration for the book came from the neighbourhood he was living in?

Hey! Comico’s publisher writes to say that he likes it, and Gross says that he put the series together with Comico in mind. So that took only five years to happen.

More pics from the hood.

The final issue has the normal indie comics way of announcing that it’s cancelled: Gross says that he’s totally going to do eight issues per year.

Hey… what’s this, then? This sequence didn’t happen this way in the collection! Here’s that version:

So Gross redid that way — issue four ended on a real cliffhanger, with the gnome being possessed by that evil thing? I guess Gross wanted to make the collected version stand more on its own?

Anyway! Very good stuff.

The Comics Journal #117, page #58:

Northern Lights Publishing of Minnesota
has released the second issue of its black-
and-white title, Empire Lanes. This is fan-
tasy adventure concerning the adventures
of a somewhat motley band of medieval
types-a princess, a warrior, a sorcerer,
a dwarf, etc.—in contemporary Chicago.
The central situation has the group driven
from their realm by the princess’s unscru-
pulous uncle, who has seized the throne.
To escape certain doom in their own time,
they plunge through a magic portal that
lands them in a bowling alley named “Empire
Lanes.” The preceding action
takes place in the first issue; the second
follows the members as they make their
way into the forbidding streets of Chicago
and concludes with the threat of an immi-
nent clash with a wicked sorceress from
their own time.
Empire Lanes turns out to be an enter-
taining sleeper. The action unfolds in a
breezy, tongue-in-cheek style that stops
short of parody, and the members’ en-
counter with contemporary customs and
language is handled adroitly by creator-
writer Peter Gross. The major characters
are sympathetic and likeable. Each one
has a touch of likeable eccentricity. (The
dwarf named ‘Hammerfoot’ has “a sense
of stone,” a sort of spiritual rapport with
rocks; seeing a block of the decaying
Chicago landscape for the first time, he
says, “Can’t you all feel this stone. It’s
so voung-yet, it’s all tired out.”) And
there’s a great, eerie villainess who makes
a spectacular entrance in the second issue.
Empire Lanes is very nicely drawn in
a precise, clean, imaginative style-a nice
synthesis of cartoony and realistic influ-
ences-by Gross and Eileen Kajiwara. I
didn’t expect to, but I enjoyed this one.
— Dale Luciano

Amazing Heroes #133, page #63:

Writer Peter Gross began his chat with
us by stating that good comics defy
description, but said that he would
attempt to give us a run-down of what
we could expect to see in Empire Lanes
in the next six months. Issue #4, due out
by Christmas, will feature the aftermath
of the companions’ battle with the Guild
sorcerers and will begin to show how
they begin to adapt to life in Chicago.
They will move into the bowling alley.
“I want to spend some time developing
the characterization and interplay
between them,” Gross told us.
In issue #5, the Priest goes to a Blues
Bar, gets drunk and learns the meaning
of the Blues. Renfield releases a spell
he stole from the sorcerer, and a couple
more assassins will pop up to harass our
heroes. “I’m writing each issue of this-
series like a chapter in a novel,” Gross
told us, “So the pacing is nothing like
it would be in a ‘normal’ comic.” He
went on to state that he wanted to reveal
the various characters through their own
actions, rather than waste space explain-
ing about them. Thus there will be more
characterization than action in the book.
“Think of it as a play as opposed to a
movie.”
In issue #6 they will head uptown, and
attempt to seek out corporate sponsor-
ship in their quest to return to their
homeworld. They will also re-open the
ally for business, and there will be more
people after them. In the distant future,
Gross said he would like to include some
back-up material with work by different
artists, but the details of this were not
quite worked out at this writing.-RJS-

Amazing Heroes #145, page #85:

As of this writing, Empire Lanes has
suspended publication with #4. “Issue
#5 is all done, but I was beginning to fall
[below] my break-even point,” writer/
creator Peter Gross told us, “and decided
that now was a good time to stop.” Fans
of the series shouldn’t fear, as Gross
assures us that all is not lost. Currently,
an unnamed publisher is very interested
in picking up the series. However,
pending that announcement from the
publisher itself, Gross was unable to tell
us here and now.
However, Gross isn’t sitting idle, as he
will be drawing an upcoming Grendel
mini-series for Comico, and has offers
from both Marvel and DC. Further,
Gross’s prospective new publisher will
not only publish a color special one-shot
of Empire Lanes, but also probably
gather together the initial four issues into
a graphic album. Still, all of this prob-
ably won’t occur for another year. Thus,
Gross said that if any fan really wanted
to know how things turned out at the
conclusion of issue #4, they can just
write to him c/o Northern Lights, and
he will respond to their questions.

The Slings and Arrows Comic Guide #2, page #222:

A group of stock fantasy characters, including the princess,
the dwarf, the knight and the priest, transport themselves to
Earth, arriving in the Empire Lanes bowling alley. They’re an
engaging bunch, but the innovative setting remains largely
unexplored beyond a few skirmishes with the local gangs,
and even then they’re possessed by other-worldly demons.
Writer and artist Peter Gross seemed to be pacing his story
as a novel, but it was never concluded.~FP

1990: E-Man

E-Man (1990) #1-3 by Nicola Cuti and Joe Staton

This is Comico’s second E-Man #1 in half a year — they published a special to test the waters, and now there’s a three-issue mini. So I guess the special sold well enough.

We don’t get much on an introduction to the characters, but I guess it’s assumed that everybody read the special, which is fair enough.

But unusually enough, the first issue barely features E-Man at all. He’s shipped off to find his mother, who is a star. (I mean, he’s an energy creature, so it makes sense.)

E-Man is one of those serious-but-not super-hero series — an actual plot, but with funny stuff going on. However, the humour feels pretty lazy, like this joke where that guy misunderstands the answer “that’s the bull”. But… he’s reacting as if he’d said “that’s bull” (for bullshit), so it just doesn’t… quite… work. Needs work, as they say.

There’s also a tension between cartoon violence and a more serious super-hero plotline. You can get away with killing lots of bystanders if you do it cartoonishly and funny, but this doesn’t seem to strike the right balance, does it?

In the second issue, we actually get to see E-Man.

Har de har.

It’s overwritten in a way you’d expect a book with funny repartee to be, but… the jokes aren’t really zinging, which means that you’re left with a book that’s overwritten in an early-70s way.

The Comico blimp is slowly sinking… down to two books a month. They are teasing Grendel #41, though, which would never happen.

Readers write in to say that they quite liked the special. I’m not sure whether Cuti is joking when he says that he doesn’t think of E-Man as a funny book.

See what I mean about the cartoon/realism balance? The monster squishes some bystander, and then we get a joke about horny guys. It just feels off.

And then the mini-series ends with… a return of a character from the 70s series, replete with a four page recap of what his deal is. The end!

As you may have surmised from the above, I found this book to be a chore to read. None of the jokes were funny, and the stories weren’t very interesting. The only thing going for it is Joe Staton’s artwork, which is totally OK.

Amazing Heroes #177, page #3:

Faves: A couple of quick recom-
mendations, some of them for
super-hero comics (just to astonish
a couple of my more vituperative
pen pals out there). Comico’s new
E-Man series is really a delight; I’d
forgotten how much I enjoyed Joe
Staton’s graceful and fun-filled art-
work, and as for Nick Cuti, it’s nice
to read a writer who seems to have
been influenced neither by Alan
Moore, Frank Miller, or Chris
Claremont.
– Kim Thompson

Amazing Heroes Preview Special #10, page #43:

Since the reception to his one-shot special
in 1989 was so positive, Comico has given
the cosmic stretcher from space his own
mini-series. In these three issues, we finally
get a chance to meet E-Man’s mother. Bet
you long-time E-Man readers always won-
dered what the mother of a being like him
would be like, eh?
The first issue of the mini-series, “Desper-
ately Seeking Vamfire,” shows readers
E-Man, being a good son, flying off to visit
his mom on the star Arcturus. While he’s
away, E-Man’s girlfriend Nova and sister
Vamfire, who hate each other, go to an
amusement park and get into a big fight.
Vamfire accidentally gets caught in the Hall
of Mirrors, and her personality splits, and
splits, and splits-until there’s millions of
Vamfires running around. Michael Mauser
and his pal Teddy Q are on the case. Look
for this issue about the time this li’l preview
special you hold in your hands is out.
Issue #2, “The Price of Paradise,” shows
what happens when E-Man arrives on a
planet of constant warfare. He befriends the
chivalrous Sir Mel, who E-Man takes to a
nearby planet to show how the other half live.
On the peaceful planet, Mel meets and falls
in love with the beautiful princess Shann.
The only problem is, in order to maintain their
peaceful lives, a person must be sacrificed
to a big ugly goopy monster. And guess
whose turn it is? After he resolves this
situation, E-Man continues on his journey,
but dark clouds are hovering around
Arcturus. Smell trouble ahead? Also, Nova
leaves on a mysterious trip at the end of this
issue.
If you smelled trouble ahead at Arcturus,
you smelled right (well, I helped you, and I
knew there would be trouble, but you get
credit anyway). E-Man meets his mom, but
things don’t go as well as he had hoped-
she won’t talk to him! So the cosmic
stretcheroo heads back to Earth, where Nova
has gotten involved somehow with Algernon
Wallistone, a horror writer with a mysterious
secret. This issue is called “Lair of the Dark”
Things” and promises to be sorta scary.
Editor Shelly Roeberg loves this book,
saying “the whole series is a lot of fun. We
take E-Man back to his early days of quirky,
whimsical humor. And Joe Staton’s work
here is his best yet!”
Michael Mauser fans are advised to look
forward to a special project this summer.
Roeberg is tight-lipped about it, but expect
the unexpected.

The Slings and Arrows Comic Guide #2, page #221:

The Comico one-shot reintroduces all the characters in
a surreal story, and restores Nova’s powers, lost in the First
issues, but the highlight is the Mauser back-up strip
concerning a missing child. The following three issues can
be read independently, but contain a continuing plot about
E-Man’s search for his mother. They’re a return to the
light-hearted tales of the Charlton series, but Vamfire is
unnecessary, and extra pages make the story drag. The
Alpha Productions issue is more of the same.~FP

Amazing Heroes #176, page #82:

Old comic books never die. They just
come back under other imprints. E-
Man, one of Charlton’s few bright
lights, has been among the missing for
too long, and it’s a charge (sorry) to
see him back again, especially under
the auspices of his creators, Joe Staton
and Nicola Cuti. Comico deserves a
pat on the back for resurrecting E-
Man and company: Nova, Teddy and
Michael Mauser, Private Dick.
Whether the book makes it is an-
other cup of tea. Probably one of the
most original and unique titles to
come out of the ’70s, it is also, by
turns, deeply quirky, derivative and
something of an acquired taste. If it
harkens back to Jack Cole’s legendary
Plastic Man (commerreial interrup-
tion: is a hardcover collection of Plas
too much to ask for? Is anybody at DC
listening?), it’s not alone and, unlike
the Elongated Man and Mister Fan-
tastic, it does so with the same ab-
surdist sense of whimsy that char-
acterized Cole’s Plastic Man.
If there is no Woozy Winks, there
is Teddy, the talking koala bear (a
distant cousin of Tawny, the talking
tiger) and if there is no Phoenix, there
is Nova, the bimbo bombshell. Since
Mike Hammer’s busy, there is
Michael Mauser, the seedy, sawed-off
little runt who also tried to make a go
of it on his own in a backup story in
a forgotten Charlton title and fell flat
on his own perpetually unshaven mug.
Again, it’s good to have them all
back again. If Vamfire is not exactly
a welcome addition, you can’t win ’em
all. E-Man’s sister, she is his very own
Black Adam but one with the old
tortured psyche, shades of Morbius,
double shades of the X-girls.
Unfortunately, E-Man hardly shows
up in his second “first” issue in three
months, which rightly should have
been called Vamfire. Suffice it to say
that she has a way to go before she
draws blood.
GRADE: !!!!!
– John Cochran